29 August 2009

The Chinese

I thought only the Thais share a certain contemptuous attitude towards the Chinese. When I was growing up, I always heard my family, the most vocal being grandma and aunts, quibble about certain undesirable manners and social etiquette associated with the Chinese or the "Chinese way" or Jek. They would always tell us kids not to chew or speak loudly and such. But then, that's Thailand, the country with one of the most racist collective attitudes i've known, where the people claim a certain pretension to national pride and superiority, which can only be achieved by making others seem inferior.

Only until recently did i learn Thailand wasn't alone. In Singapore and Hong Kong, the country and the city that directly trace their lineage back to China, the people similarly look at the Chinese in a not so good light. Like what the Thais call Jek, Hong Kong Chinese call "DL" which stands for da lu meaning "mainland" in Mandarin. For example, it's not uncommon to hear a Hong Kong person say that spitting in public is "so Dee-El." In Singapore where English is an official language, they even have (whether officially or otherwise) two separate adjectives: Chinese and China. While the majority of Singaporeans are Chinese, they are not "China." so who is China? the manual workers, the cleaning ladies, waitors, and "China wives" imported from Mainland because Singaporean women are too educated to bother. Also, you can use it to describe fake or spin-off products such as "China iphone." and China aunties are those ladies who gossip about other people in the elevator.

I spent two months in Beijing and I should know this first-hand. Public restrooms are the best place to have your first truly Chinese experience. And yes, they pretty much live up to the reputation. Some people don't shut the door while they're doing their business. If you think your feet aren't clean, go ahead and wash them in the sink, provided that you have long enough legs and the sink isn't too high off the floor. Public transportation is a nightmare because people don't queue. And if you're White, people will not spare you. While others might look at you quizzically, the brave few will come up to you and ask if they can snap a shot. Yet i would describe that summer as one of the best summers in my life, if a 10-pound increase in weight is any indication. And the people i got to know, mostly our Chinese teachers and language tutors, were sincerely nice, friendly, and very funny. They helped demystify why they eat so loud (to show appreciation for the food) or why they aren't afraid to tell you off flat out if you do something wrong. Much of this can be attributed to the once communist, strict society where people didn't time for touchy-feely sweetery and personal space was and still is unheard of.

And surprisingly some of them still think Thai students ride elephant to school and our houses are made of banana leaves! Jeks, please, we wish. but if anything, honest political incorrectness is only a good thing in my book.

20 August 2009

London

So why don't i make a list of what i will and will not miss about living in London (or the UK) just to remind myself of what i can still take advantage of while it lasts. So let's start with what i shan't miss so we'll end on a good note. It all is part of a memorable year and I wouldn't change a detail.

What i will NOT miss.

  1. British pork
  2. ebay.co.uk/amazon.co.uk.
  3. food portion. thats why yall so skinny.
  4. the tube.
  5. banking system, counter and online. You cannot go in and open a bank account without prior appointment. How shortsighted and parochial is THAT? Whats more, for HSBC cards at least, when asked to put your card number on a website, that means you have to type in your "account number" not the "card number" as imprinted ON the card. stupid much? And, your online bank account takes a few working day to reflect your current account. There's no such thin as "pending transaction"
  6. AND to open a bank account, you need a residence verification letter. fair enough. But, UCL registrar cannot issue a letter to confirm that i, the undersigned, do indeed live in a, erm, UCL-OWNED hall of residence. Seeing as UCL loves breaking records and climbing world rankings, there goes one new thesaurus entry under stupid.
  7. everything shuts off at 6PM. why?
  8. Charing Cross road saturday nights. on second thoughts, it's a good opportunity to call out racists.
  9. People don't say sorry when they push or walk past other people. I'm not generalizing. if you conduct a statistical analysis, i'm certain one of the findings would be people in Paris say "pardon" more often than people on the tube here.
What i will miss (in no particular order)
  1. Ryanair
  2. my flatmate's Belfast accent
  3. my friend's Dublin accent
  4. the first three go to the Irish. EAT THAT, BRITAIN! haha
  5. Covent Garden
  6. Selfridge's
  7. roast duck at Four Seasons!
  8. ridiculously flexible cellphone plans
  9. free admission to museums (the National Gallery in particular)
  10. the narrow, pedestrian-friendly streets
  11. the best public transport, hands down. (minus the tube's ventilation system, or the lack thereof)
  12. the gorgeous unfolding curve of Regent Street at Piccadilly Circus.
  13. the walk along the South Bank at night
  14. the pretentious Mayfair, Marylebone high street, and everything the postcode W1 encompasses.
  15. Kensington high street
  16. Carnaby street
  17. the intellectual Bloomsbury
  18. supermarkets. the selections are madness!
  19. Marks & Spencer
  20. Superdrug
  21. countless kinds of beers/lagers
  22. the Londonpaper
  23. the 5pound unlimited BlackBerry data plan. are you JOKING? the world's cheapest.
  24. the Brunswick, Russell Square. rain or shine the place makes me happy whenever i come.
  25. Charing Cross road (except sat nights)
  26. space & time for me to self-actualize
  27. the Britons' much narrower personal space than their American cousins. Seriously, being neurotic is never in vogue.
  28. amy winehouse. hah.
  29. frozen food
  30. red leicester cheese
  31. olive oil spread - totally underrated. Seriously how many geniuses did it take to come up with that?
  32. baked beans